Monday, November 16, 2009

Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Gibson


When the public knew that Mel Gibson lost it:
His new friends:


His stache-style




Oh yeah...and that getting drunk and cursing Jews thing.

Monday, October 5, 2009

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Family Guy - genius

I don't know if anyone else caught the season premiere of Family Guy, but for the first time in a long time I found the humor almost refreshing. That's not to say the comedy was anything truly different, but the latest gag was animation styles. A particularly amazing segment was a piece called, "The Pie Song," in which everything is animated to look Disney-esque. Wonderful. Awesome.


Saturday, September 26, 2009

still looking...

Was sorting through pics on the computer and found a better pic of my bike...damn.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

I miss grillwalkers

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/24/world/europe/24bratwurst.html
September 24, 2009
BERLIN JOURNAL

Grills With Legs Beckon Germans to Bratwurst

BERLIN — Jürgen Stiller regularly stands outside Berlin’s historic Friedrichstrasse train station with a four-pound canister of flammable propane strapped to his back. But if a police officer approaches him, it is only to buy one of the hot bratwurst sizzling on the flaming grill suspended from his shoulders.

Mr. Stiller works as a Grillwalker, a one-man mobile sausage-cooking machine. He and his colleagues can be seen around the capital, turning their browning bratwursts with tongs and tempting pedestrians with the scent of cooking meat wafting from their grills.

The itinerant sausage salesman is so successful here that copycats have sprung up, leading local newspapers to talk of a “War of the Wursts,” at locations like the famous Alexanderplatz, heavy with foot traffic and therefore potential customers, where they compete head to head.

It is also a sign of how seriously Germans still take their sausages, in a country where records show the Thuringian bratwurst dates from at least 1432, and in a city where an entire museum opened in August dedicated to the other local favorite, the spicy Currywurst.

They are a hit with local commuters thanks to the low price — an inexpensive $1.75 for a bratwurst in a roll with mustard or ketchup. Tourists unaccustomed to seeing a kitchen stroll around on two feet gawk, gape and take pictures. Mr. Stiller estimated that he is photographed more than 30 times a day.

Grillwalkers like Mr. Stiller stand out under their bright orange umbrellas, which protect them from the harsh summer sun and the chilly raindrops that already fall here in early autumn.

“Oh, it makes them so happy. They think it’s funny,” Mr. Stiller, 37, said of the tourists. But other passers-by object to what they see as inhumane working conditions. “They say, ‘Man, put it down. Think about your health,’ ” Mr. Stiller said.

But Mr. Stiller said he considered himself lucky to be a Grillwalker, having come to Berlin because there were no jobs in the East German town of Eggesin, where he grew up. He said he carried much heavier burdens than the grill, which weighs 44 pounds fully loaded, when he used to work on construction sites, and he said he made a lot more money now.

Germany is known for both its innovative engineering and its sausages, so the technical leap could seem almost inevitable. But it was the high hurdles put up by the city’s bureaucracy that fathered the invention of these unusual contraptions that are now as much a part of the city’s sights as the television tower in Alexanderplatz or the cathedral, outside of which Grillwalkers also hock their sausages.

After losing his job in hotel management in 1997, Bertram Rohloff wanted to open a stand to sell sandwiches, but found he could not get the necessary permits to set up shop. So instead he envisaged an evolution in food-preparation technology, a step beyond the rolling hot-dog cart, because without the necessary permits, neither the grill nor the sausages could touch the ground.

“You couldn’t get an A-1 location like Alexanderplatz for all the money in the world,” Mr. Rohloff said in an interview recently in the company’s home base in the Friedrichshain neighborhood in the former eastern part of the city. And the salesmen’s mobility allows them to follow the crowds, with Grillwalkers popping up outside nightclubs on busy evenings, at major parades and even at union demonstrations, which Mr. Rohloff said were among the best places for business.

As he worked on the invention, Mr. Rohloff considered everything from burning charcoal to hooking the grill up to a car battery — which he rejected because it would run down in just 10 minutes — before settling on propane. He designed it with an automatic cut-off mechanism for the gas, to ensure that it was safe in the event of an accident.

Mr. Rohloff was the first person to don his invention and sell bratwurst on the street. He now has 15 employees selling sausages around the city in teams of two; they take turns wearing the grill and reloading the sausages, rolls and condiments.

But his ambitions extend far beyond the German capital, and the 17 to 30 cents in profit made on each sausage. In all, the company has built 73 Grillwalkers, including the newest one, which sits in his office, sharing space with towers of jumbo buckets of mustard stacked against the wall. He has subcontractors renting them in cities around the country, from Hanover to Karlsruhe.

And Mr. Rohloff has sold the equipment, at $7,100 a piece, to customers in Bulgaria, Colombia, South Korea and elsewhere, including one to a man in Nebraska. Just this week he sold one to a client in South Africa, which next year will host the World Cup soccer tournament.

Mr. Rohloff patented the design, though that has not discouraged imitators, like the company that appeared on the scene in Berlin last year operating under the name Grillrunner, with yellow umbrellas instead of orange. Mr. Rohloff has hired a lawyer to try to crack down on the competition, but they have not gone to court yet.

Out on the street, an uneasy truce has developed between the rival salesmen, who stand eye to eye at the entrance to the Alexanderplatz subway station. “At the beginning, there were some pretty serious arguments, but today we keep our distance,” said Hendrik Zickert, 27, a Grillwalker salesman.

Not everyone is a fan, particularly not the competition from complete stands with a broader selection but higher fixed costs and thus higher prices. “We often ask ourselves how people can buy their sausages from them,” said Petra Schöbs, who on a recent afternoon was working at an Alexanderplatz stand advertising “original Thuringian bratwurst” for just under $3. “Our selection, our quality is much higher, and with us its much more hygienic,” Ms. Schöbs said.

But one Grillwalker customer said she thought there were advantages to watching the sausages getting cooked, if not made. “I don’t think it’s unhygienic,” said Lydia Eiglsperger, 41, a vacationing Bavarian who bought a bratwurst for each of her children. “Standing out there, they can’t hide a thing.”

Victor Homola contributed reporting.

Adopt the Homeless for $95

Saturday, September 19, 2009

Monday, August 31, 2009

The bestest bike a kid could ask for


Help Jill find her bike...she misses it.
Giant/Morph bicycle.

Specs:
Bicycle TypeJuvenile
WeightUnspecified
SizesAdjustable for rider height
ColorsYellow/red

Frame & Fork
Frame ConstructionTIG-welded
Frame Tubing MaterialHi-tensile steel
Fork Brand & ModelGiant
Fork MaterialChromoly, unicrown crown
Rear ShockNot applicable

Components
Component GroupJuvenile Mix
BrakesetAluminum cantilever brakes, aluminum levers
Shift LeversGrip Shift MRX-100
Front DerailleurShimano Altus top-swing
Rear DerailleurShimano Altus
CranksetAluminum w/chainguard, 28/38/48 teeth
PedalsPlatform, resin
Bottom BracketThree piece, sealed
BB Shell Width73mm English
Rear Cogs7-speed
Chain1/2 x 3/32"
SeatpostPillar, steel
SaddleGiant
HandlebarUnspecified
Handlebar ExtensionsNot included
Handlebar StemAluminum, adjustable
Headset1"

Wheels
HubsSteel, nutted
RimsAluminum, 36-hole
Tires24 x 2.10" multi-terrain
Spoke BrandUCP, 2.0mm straight gauge
Spoke NipplesBrass nipples

Friday, August 21, 2009

Cover Letter to the "Onion"


Dear Mr. ----,
The accompanying résumé is in response to your listing in the NYU Film & Television Media Internship Office for production interns at The Onion News Network. As an upcoming senior I will be enrolling in the Educational Labor (a.k.a. Internship) Program and am eligible to receive academic credit for an internship.
I am particularly interested in the production internship, as I have focused my attention on production throughout my time at NYU. Since starting my education in film and television, I have crewed on more than fifteen productions. These projects range from student productions to professional film and television projects in a range of positions in both production and pre-production. My freelance work with web-based media and photography has also allowed me to develop a diverse group of clients in D.C., New York, and Berlin, Germany. Examples of my work can be seen here: http://www.flickr.com/photos/jhsprojects/sets.
The Onion's expansion into web-media is particularly fascinating to me as I hope to continue a path in web-production - perhaps even beyond my already awesome production assistant coffee delivery skills.
I would greatly appreciate the ability to discuss how my experience can best meet the needs of the "America's Finest News Source." I will call your office on the morning of Monday, August 24th to inquire if there is a possibility to schedule a meeting.
Sincerely,
20-something, seeking internship

The day after 21 on Gchat

These messages were sent while you were offline.

11:57 AM Britta: possibly still drunk i won't lie
maybe it's the flask i have in my pocket right now...
mauahahahaha that's what you do when you're 21, right?!
WHY ARE YOU OFFLINE BIOTCH

mayday! we're going down!

Toy helicopter crash prompts SC driver to call 911
Thu Aug 20, 8:15 pm ET
Information from: The Post and Courier

CHARLESTON, S.C. – It was an eerie sight for a motorist driving Interstate 526 in South Carolina - a helicopter in the distance spewing smoke as it plunged toward the Wando River. The Post and Courier of Charleston reported the motorist called 911 with the report Wednesday. Police and three Charleston Fire Department trucks and a fire battalion chief raced to the scene.
One Charleston police officer drove calmly by after seeing the truth. It was a helicopter all right - a remote controlled toy helicopter about 2 feet long.
Police spokesman Charles Francis said two people were below the interstate bridge operating the toy chopper when it went down.

Awesome

I saw this at Birdland Jazz Club the other night and was SO happy to find that it was online. This guy is so great that after he sang, we gave him a standing ovation and shook his hand at the bar.

Jill, why so much German?

So a few people keep asking me what the obsession with German is - particularly with my thesis film.
Here's what it is:
I would like to direct that is something either bi-lingual or in a foreign language to challenge myself as a director and to possibly help my potential in festivals.
THERE
DANKE
LASS MICH ALLEIN

Potato, rodeo, retired, sealife, twin

Dear Sara,
These words SUCK. New words NOW otherwise it's a story about a retired rodeo star who tries a stint working at SeaWorld, but is only allowed to work at a stand selling potato chips. He falls in love with a woman at SeaWorld who loves him back. Her heart turns cold against him and he discovers later that the woman he was in love with died and the woman he was trying to court with was her twin.

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Knot, solace, treetop, tattered, drip

After running away from Germany at the end of the Second World War, Kurt has lived in solitude in Argentina. The images of the war have scarred him all his life and he is unable to face humanity again. Living in a handcrafted home in a treetop deep in the Argentinean jungle, Kurt is still unable to find solace. His home has been made of ropes that he’s made and gathered from trees and knotted together. He had brought limited supplies with him when he first went into the jungle.

During a camping trip into the deep woods, Michael, an American gets lost and separated from the rest of his group. A few days into his journey, an exhausted Michael begins to set up camp. He feels a constant drip fall on his head and looks up to find Kurt’s canopy.

Kurt descends from the canopy in his tattered clothes to confront Michael. With salvaged weapons in hand, he threatens to kill Michael. He gives up quickly though, memories from the war suddenly rush in on him and he backs away.

Michael’s high school German and Kurt’s broken English are the only forms of communication. Michael’s desperation to leave the jungle subsides as he becomes more interested in Kurt. Kurt confesses to leaving Germany for fear of trials for war and genocide crimes. Michael tells Kurt that he’s a Jew. Kurt tells him that if he were bold enough he could go back to Germany and face his past as a Nazi, but it’s obvious that the years haven’t been kind to him and he’s still tormented. Michael takes sympathy on Kurt, finding that the man has tortured himself. As odd as it sounds, a life in prison after facing his trial would probably bring some closure to Kurt.

Deciding to venture back to society for the first time in years, Kurt brings Michael to the closest town so that he can get help and find his way home. Kurt returns back to woods.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Doctor, porridge, petunias, vacuum, stepbrother


Dr. Jack Vather was one of the world’s most successful surgeons until a botched surgery and a divorce left him with nothing. His son, Max still lives with him, abandoned by his mother who fled the country to marry Jack’s stepbrother and to avoid paying child support. In a struggling economy, Jack looks for ways to support himself and Max. The days are harder with Max home from school during the summer and still too young to find work. During the days that Jack is out looking for work, Max attempts to keep the house together by vacuuming and making porridge, oddly the only thing he knows how to make. He learned early that that porridge was a forgiving recipe and by adding water (basically making gruel), he could stretch their dollar. While cleaning the house, Max discovers a clog in the vacuum. He opens up the bag of the vacuum to discover a dying petunia that seems as if it were left for safekeeping. The find is certainly curious and Max adopts the new plant and plants it outside. It becomes his newest project and he exerts all his emotion and energy into caring for the plant.

Marilyn, a middle-aged widow sees Max outside caring for his plant one day. Jack is out looking for a job and she strikes up a conversation with Max and offers to teach him more about gardening. During the day when Jack is off, Max goes to Marilyn’s home to learn, bringing seeds and plants home to help transform the dilapidated façade of the home he shares with his father. He soon plants vegetables and fruits as well, surprising his father with foods that differ from the regular porridge.

Jack feels helpless that he is unable to find a job when his boy has managed to deliver something new to them without a job.

Max introduces Jack to Marilyn the next day. Marilyn lives comfortably with what her husband has left behind and Jack confesses to how difficult life has been. He tells her that he’s thought about bringing Max to an orphanage or a foster home and finds it difficult to wake up in the morning since his life began to fall apart.

Marilyn convinces Jack that Max needs a father in his life when one parent has already abandoned him. She tells Jack that he can take some time off looking and maybe he’ll find fulfillment with the time he spends with his son.

Jack agrees to stop the job search temporarily and allows Max to take him under his tutelage to learn about gardening. Jack clears out a large chunk of the backyard to expand the garden and they slowly start to see the fruits of their labor.

Without Jack’s knowledge, Max sells picked fruits, vegetables, and herbs from the garden to sell (even in small quantities) and begins to bring the profits home to his father, slowly but surely giving Jack some hope both mentally and financially to optimistically get back on his feet.

5 Words

Every day until I can come up with a script or a story, Sara will give my 5 random words for me to create a unique piece of b.s. in hopes of finding some spark of an idea. These were/are done mostly as jokes, but the exercise may actually prove helpful.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I want a fort too


"is there an age limit? cause I'm thirty and about two more beers away from deciding that I need this."

Friday, August 14, 2009

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Hoooooooootttttt

TAMPA, Fla. – A group of Tampa inmates is offering a taste of what it's like jail — no locks, bars or handcuffs required. But you'd better have an tough stomach to use more than a dash of their "Jailhouse FireHot Sauce." Minimum-security Hillsborough County Jail inmates offer it in "Original," "Smoke" and "No Escape" varieties, all made from their jail-grown peppers.

They came up with the recipe and started selling it in 2005. Since then, horticulture instructor Allen Boatman estimates they've made $10,000 on the sauce. Each bottle is $7.

The income is used to keep up the greenhouse and buy basic supplies.

Friday, August 7, 2009

Blocked Access


Sure I can write on my blog, but I can't view it even if I wanted to apparently.

Summer

“Summer Vacation” lacks some sort of utopian value that it used to have. The par-comatose state that I used to leisure in my younger summers is unappealing and forgotten so much so that the thought of lounging lazily across a couch in front of a television sounds more like a groggy agony than relaxation. The lack of structure during the summer may create a small amount of chaos, but for the first summer that I can recall, I’ve kept myself relatively busy. Freelance projects from video media and photography have kept me motivated, the 9-5 job (more like 10-6) has kept me on schedule, and meeting with friends allows me to feign appointments and scheduling so I can pretend that I’m more important than I actually I am.

It's time for a new leader!....a shirtless leader!

Friday, July 31, 2009

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Driving in New York...

I'm glad that I finally learned to drive fearlessly in New York City. I don't mind driving 15 people 5 hours through Manhattan and to MA or driving an equally large crew with equipment to CT or even moving couches and furniture into the new apartment. Somehow a tire exploding with 15 passengers on the MA Turnpike makes me feel like a stronger driver too. Driving in NYC is just a pumped up, anxiety headrush...that I enjoy?

documenting the tire:
A "real" piece of my photography.

Welcome to Brooklyn

Jill

i thought you might enjoy this: my roommate and I almost got arrested
1:52am
Ryan
how?????
1:52am
Jill
we met some guys at a bar and found out they lived in the same building
so we went up to the roof and they have fireworks
so they lit off some fireworks - like actual fireworks that go up and explode
and then the cops heard it and pulled up to the building
1:53am
Ryan
omggg
1:53am
Jill
so I told my roommate I was a little too drunk (even though I’m not) and I have work in the morning so I ran downstairs
I sat on the balcony, saw the cops pull up to the building, and realized my roommate didn't have her phone so I couldn't warn her

they also buzzed my door, but I ignored it

a few minutes later, she runs into the apt, bolts the door and was like "I ran into them in the stairwell, and they told me I had a guilty face so I shrugged and just continued down the stairs."

haha what a fucking rush
welcome to brooklyn
1:55am

I knew it

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

To do...

I want to congratulate myself for once again slacking. I’ve told myself that I’ve made a commitment to write and I haven’t done that. Wow, scare of commitment for something as small as keeping up with a blog? Sad truth right there.
I know I did write a bit of a rambling piece a few weeks ago and about a day or so later, deleted it. That’s fine. Sometimes it’s okay to spit out emotions, but it wasn’t really the place to do it. Luckily nobody really reads this anyone.
Thankfully, I’m finding that I’m in a much better place than I was in before. Things have started to turn slightly. The frustration (and depression, which I hate admitting to) seems to have passed. I’m trying to focus my energy back to my work.
I crewed on two projects this weekend as an assistant director and as a unit production manager. I had both my share of laughs and frustration, but I’ve come to realize that I think I might actually enjoy what I do. I’ve been on about 5 hours of sleep a night for the past five nights. I woke up at a 5:45 this morning to get ready for the train back to NYC this morning and I feel oddly awake and energized. Maybe after exhausting myself, I just appreciate the sleep that I did get.
I’ve recently started excavating the fat away from my face and discovered traces of cheekbones. I’m hoping that a continued excavation will uncover other such features.
My proposal for Berlin seems to have hit a roadblock at the moment. I hope to restart it again in the coming week or so and send it to a few professors for review (and hopefully have them help me find some funding). For those interested, the “Berlin Proposal” at the moment consists of a game plan and well, a proposal to send me and a small group of students of varying disciplines (history, media, film) to Berlin for a week in November in order to create a documentary piece and possible a written “thesis” on the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Berlin Wall and the start of reunification. Just think that in some ways, this “new” Germany is only 20 years old. I’m older than Germany! Not really.
I completed a rough cut of my film and I’m hoping to hand it over to another editor to try their hand at it with the hope of having a more concise piece.
Do you like how this is basically an extended “to do” list?
What’s left to do? Start writing on Sociology of Musical Theatre. Yeah, that semi-thesis idea I’ve been working on should really get started. I’ll have to dig up whatever notes I did take when I saw musical theater in Europe. The list was:
“Elisabeth” in Berlin and Budapest (two incredibly different productions)
“Rebecca” in Vienna
“The Phantom of the Opera” in London (trust me, there is a reason I saw the show overseas)
“My Fair Lady” in Berlin (a VERY modernized version of the classic show – I briefly wrote about this when I wrote about Theater des Westens)

I missed/passed on “Rudolf: Affair Mayerling” when I was in Vienna for financial reasons and also because I was traveling with my dad who lacks interest in theatre and we wanted to make the most of our time together in Vienna.

And how about I post a picture too like I’ve said I’ll try and do?
A church (I forget which of the many) from Budapest, Hungary.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Speaking of which...

I wasn't expecting this a few hours after writing today.

Only For A While to Feature Previously Unreleased Recordings from Phantom's Steve Barton

By: Andy Propst · Jul 14, 2009 · New York

On September 7, the UK label Stage Door Records will release Only For A While, the first retrospective of vocals from Steve Barton, who originated the role of Raoul in The Phantom of the Opera in both the West End and on Broadway.

The disc will feature 14 previously unreleased tracks provided by West End lyricist Dee Shipman and Denny Berry (dance captain for 'Phantom'), and it represents a unique collection compiled by Barton's family and friends that pays tribute to this performer who passed away in 2001.

Among the selections on Only For A While are Barton's very last recording sessions for the musical Emma, which were recorded just months before his death.

Pre-orders for the disc are currently being taken at the Stage Door Records site and will ship earlier than the September 7 release date.

For more information visit, www.stagedoorrecords.coma.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Hey there

I think I want to start getting in the habit of writing again. A lot has happened since the last time I wrote and I find it weird that I haven’t documented any of it. Who reads it anyway? At least for my own benefit I might be so lucky as to trick myself into remembering things that happened a few years down the road.

I’m lucky to have some encouragement from friends and reassurance that it’s okay to not have written for some time. I’ve argued that the blog makes me upset because every time I refer to it, a post about Chet stares me rudely in the face. I won’t delete it. That wouldn’t make much sense. But maybe that’s a decent reason -  the desire to write fades when I’m reminded of something like that. The posts after that have been limited and basically meaningless. I'm happy to at least be reassured (from feedback) that writing what I did about Chet was a necessity to more than just myself.

But a summary of things I’d like to at least touch base on, at least for my own benefit:

My return trip to Europe with my dad

My freelance work

Val’s Wedding/Photography

My new place in Brooklyn (which is awesome)

Something comical?

 

Oh and because I promised to help spread the good word, check out Noga’s new cooking blog at steakcookbook.blogspot.com.

And how about a photo so I can pretend I’ve been up on my photography.

 

Special Thanks?

Val's brother compliments my photography:

Message from Eric after asking for his mailing address:

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

The Study of Video Games


A top video game analyst?

Monday, May 4, 2009

Now this?

Should I enjoy that sinking feeling whenever I hear of a new Hollywood endeavour particularly those that are of remakes? I already posted and said my piece about the Three Stooges, but what about the Sorcerer's Apprentice? It's Disney re-vamp of the classic Fantasia piece originally starring Mickey...and now starring Nicholas Cage.


NEW YORK (Reuters) - A stunt man filming a car chase in Times Square for a new Nicolas Cage movie crashed his Ferrari into a store front and two pedestrians suffered minor injuries, police and the film's producers said on Monday.

The crash, which happened early on Monday, was captured on amateur video that was posted on the New York Post web site, www.nypost.com.

It showed two cars weaving in between other traffic before the front one skidded out of control, mounting the sidewalk and crashing into the window of an outlet of an Italian chain restaurant.

Normal traffic in Times Square had been shut down for the filming of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice," and all the cars in the video were part of the movie shoot.

Police said a 23-year-old man was hit by a falling pole and complained of a head injury, and a 21-year-old woman suffered a foot injury. Both injuries were considered minor and the stunt man driving the car was uninjured.

"On site production medics responded immediately and two pedestrians were taken to the hospital for evaluation," said a statement from the production of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice," which is a Walt Disney Pictures and Jerry Bruckheimer Films production.

"One person has been released and while we were told the second person was also released we have not been able to confirm that," said the statement. "All safety regulations were followed and second unit filming will continue as planned."

Due for release in mid-2010, "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" is the story of a college student reluctantly recruited to work for a sorcerer, played by Cage. Set in contemporary New York, it is based on the segment of the same name from the Disney animated film "Fantasia."

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

I Drive Trucks


Shortest Teamster?


Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Contributions

Thanks to Zach for this...poor thing.

Dicktopia.

As I am writing this, I am still a bit in shock at the realization that a place like this exists. Yesterday, as myself and four of my esteemed colleagues searched for a future place of residence, our real estate agent took us into a place that would soon become known as to us only as Dicktopia. The owner called it a museum, wore a hotel bathrobe, and pointed out the particularly disturbing ones. The landlords felt awkward the entire time while trying to sell the place to us, but all we could do is laugh and stare in amazement. I could only get a small fraction of what was all over the house, but I managed to get a fair share of the interesting ones. After about 15 minutes in this place we were left in a strange daze for the rest of the day. Enjoy.


Listen. DO NOT CLICK ON THIS LINK if you don't find hilarious/disturbing drawings of dicks funny.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/37136765@N04/sets/72157616351585717/

Friday, April 3, 2009

Disney Eggs

Thank God, because I wasn't eating eggs before.


Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Color Sync in the Can

I SHOT MY INTERMEDIATE FILM.
TEMPORARY FREEDOM
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
www.theparkfilm.blogspot.com

Thursday, March 26, 2009

WHY?!

Dear Hollywood,
You took "The Pink Panther" and you took "Underdog" and you also took "Bewitched." But this?!?!

'Three Stooges' coming together at MGM

$image_alt
(WireImage.com/Sony Pictures)

Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk.

MGM and the Farrelly brothers are finally slapping together their high-profile cast for "The Three Stooges," a comedy project the filmmakers have been developing for years. Sean Penn is set to play Larry, and Jim Carrey is in negotiations to play Curly. Benicio del Toro is a rumored possibility for the brothers' taciturn leader, Moe.

The studio is looking to start production in the fall for a 2010 release slot.

The project was originally set up at Columbia, which produced the 1930s Stooges shorts. C3 Entertainment Inc., which holds the licensing rights to the Stooges brand, then sold the feature rights to Warner Bros. in 2001 for the Farrellys to write and produce the movie. Eventually, Warner Bros. let the rights lapse and MGM's Mary Parent scooped them up along with the Farrellys' continuing participation.

Peter and Bobby Farrelly wrote the script, which Bobby has referenced as "Dumb, Dumber & Dumbest," and will produce with Bradley Thomas and Charlie Wessler. Earl and Robert Benjamin of C3 will executive produce.

The film is not a biopic but a fictional treatment that maintains the Stooges' gleeful slap schtick updated for a modern milieu.

Originally constructed as four separate shorts, the feature screenplay has since been streamlined into a single narrative. Included in the story line is an opening that shows the Stooges as kids in an orphanage, a device that will require some "Benjamin Button"-style visual trickery to place the adult actors' heads on child actors' bodies.

The Stooges maintain remarkably global brand recognition, and their shorts, films and cartoons are still broadcast in 30 countries. The Farrelly brothers' latest comedy "The Heartbreak Kid" grossed $124 million worldwide.

Penn is repped by CAA, Carrey by CAA and the Miller Co.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Springer and Stepford

Connecticut's Gold Coast braces for Jerry Springer

NEW HAVEN, Conn. – Connecticut's Gold Coast, a bastion of suburban perfection including both Martha Stewart and the Stepford Wives, is about to become home to Jerry Springer's bawdy TV show, which features wife swappers, strippers and skinheads.

Subject to negotiations, Springer's show will move from Chicago this summer into the new production studio at the Rich Forum Theater in Stamford, about 30 miles from New York City and next to one of the region's largest and oldest Catholic churches. The pastor says he plans to talk to church lawyers to see if they can stop the plan after hearing complaints from parishioners, including one who called the show "low-brow."

"They didn't think this was the right place for it," said the Rev. Stephen DiGiovanni of St. John's Catholic Church. "I'm not very thrilled about it."

Fairfield County is one of the nation's richest regions and inspired the classic film "The Stepford Wives" in which the men in a seemingly perfect town find a way to turn their spouses into beautiful, compliant housebound robots. Stewart's television show focusing on fine living was filmed for many years in nearby Westport.

Springer, the former mayor of Cincinnati, shows the seedier side of life with a show known for profanity, fistfights, cheating spouses and incestuous relationships. Many of the guests are from low-income backgrounds and reinforce negative attitudes about the poor, DiGiovanni said.

"Springer is making millions on other peoples' misery and stereotypes," DiGiovanni said.

Telephone messages were left Thursday and Friday for Springer.

The deal would also bring two other shows with similar formats. "Maury," hosted by Maury Povich, would move from New York, and "The Steve Wilkos Show," hosted by the former security director of "Springer," would move from Chicago this summer to start producing shows for next season.

Connecticut officials see dollar signs amid the Wall Street meltdown that has taken a toll on Fairfield County, which borders New York and is home to many business executives. They said the new studio that will house Springer's show and two other shows will create 150 to 200 jobs and could be the start of an emerging entertainment industry in Connecticut.

"It's a home run for Fairfield County," said Joseph McGee of the Business Council of Fairfield County. "This is not public radio, but who cares? Springer may upgrade his audience mix."

Connecticut officials announced last month they were in final negotiations with NBC Universal to open the studio by offering a 30 percent production tax credit on annual activity and a 20 percent tax credit on infrastructure costs exceeding $1 million. The state would spend $3 million in infrastructure, Gov. M. Jodi Rell said.

"We hope to close the deal soon, but I'm kind of getting a jump on the gun because we're so excited about bringing some new talent and new production to the state," she told reporters Feb. 27.

"We are delighted that the film production tax credit enables us to create high-paying jobs in the state, and we're happy to be working with the governor and the mayor to stimulate the Connecticut economy and also to help save the arts center financially," NBC said.

The deal will help the Stamford Center for the Arts — which runs the Rich Forum and another theater — pull out of Chapter 11 bankruptcy, said Michael Widland, the center's chairman. The financial stability during precarious times also will enhance the arts by allowing the center to continue to serve as a venue for ballet, symphony and other performances, he said.

Stamford Mayor Dannel Malloy said he has not received any complaints about Springer's show coming to his city, which ranks among the safest in the country. He denied the show would hurt the region's image.

"Having the rest of GE doesn't hurt either," Malloy said, referring to NBC parent company General Electric, headquartered in nearby Fairfield.

Stamford has long been home to World Wrestling Entertainment, whose televised wrestling shows have sparked controversy over the years.

While Fairfield County is renowned for its wealth and cachet, local officials note that the region is more economically diverse than its image. The Jerry Springer show could shatter the Fairfield stereotype, said Frank Trotta, a lawyer who lives in Greenwich.

"If anything, it will bring the perception of Fairfield County more in reality," Trotta said.

But he compared the show's new setting to a blizzard in Bermuda.

"One is nasty, cold and bitter," Trotta said. "The other is bright, clean and warm. I'm not sure it's a good fit."

But after a wave of corruption in Connecticut, some officials don't see much harm with Jerry Springer's arrival.

"Some of the politics in our state is as entertaining as anything Springer puts on," said Michael Freimuth, Stamford's economic development director.